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Nothing is Infinite


not even loss.
You are made of the sea and the stars. And one day, you are going to find yourself again.

22. Middle of nowhere, Ohio. Avid Starbucks lover & Minecraft fiend. I stab people and take their blood for a living. I really like saying "fuck off"

way more than I should. #ilove; John Dyer Baizley, koala bears, yoga pants, fall, Chicago, glittery things, and hoarding coffee cups. #ihate; not having enough blankets, tornado sirens, and peppers.

ALSO I could watch Grey's Anatomy for days on end.


This made me realize how truly awesome Dewey was. 

So my professor was asking questions.

  • Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
  • Like 3 people: *raises hand*
  • Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
  • Me: *raises hand*
  • Professor: *points me out* why?
  • Me: It's illegal.
  • Professor: touche.
  • kawaiiprincessroxy:

    do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER

    micthemicrophone:

    cherryqueenx:

    davidohdrums:

    marypoppinthatpussy:

    oH MY GOD

    ow shoot

    WHATS THIS MOVIE CALLED!?

    Osmosis Jones

    flextrovert:

gnometeeth:


A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

"Do what you must, for I have already won."


This is me in animal form

    flextrovert:

    gnometeeth:

    A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

    I live for this post

    "Do what you must, for I have already won."

    This is me in animal form

    flawfulll:

    dirtyberd:

    Bad Bitches through the ages

    loveyou-meanitt:

the queen

    loveyou-meanitt:

    the queen

    o-bsolet-ex3eextortion:

    “this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”

    wiitch-craft:

✯☽

    wiitch-craft:

    ✯☽

    princess-jpeg:

    titania feat. flower-crown: midsummer edition 

    see-how-tame-i-can-be:

    itibeat:

    Miles Better

    daddy

    Holy shiiiiit

    benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

    benigoat:

    Press B to crouch.

    depressionbeard:

    This is my all-time favourite moment from any movie.